"Labor Day differs in every essential way from the other holidays of the year in any country," said Samuel Gompers. I’ve never been able to really get a grip on why we have this holiday, other than to get a day off and celebrate getting the kids out of the house and back to school. So I went to the web site of the US Department of Labor. Along with the Gompers quote, there’s a list of official holidays. I realized it isn’t just Labor day that I needed to get a grip on. I gave the whole thing a bit of thought and came up with a few observations…and questions.
New Year's Day | Also known as National Recovery Day. Or Football Day. |
Martin Luther King’s Birthday | While we’re at it, how about Cochise? Or Gael-Mheiriceánach Fulton Sheen? Or June 5 for Doroteo Arango Arámbula |
Washington’s Birthday | Not President’s Day, for federal employees, anyway. (see section 6103(a) of title 5 of the United States Code.) |
Memorial Day | My recent thoughts. Did you know there’s also Confederate Memorial Day? |
Independence Day | Victory over the evil British Empire. |
Labor Day | Celebrating what? Tariffs? Medical benefits? |
Columbus Day | Italian working for Spain looks for India and finds Cuba. National Whoops Day. Aborigines not pleased. |
Veterans Day | For the live ones. |
Thanksgiving Day | The other one the aborigines aren’t real happy about. |
Christmas Day | Also חנוכה and Kwanzaa |
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